My mother the lush

So I called my mom today on my lunch break to say hi and wish her Happy St. Patrick’s Day. And she tells me not to drink any green beer. I promised not to drink anything artificially dyed green, and told her that I’d already had a naturally green beverage earlier today.

And then she goes on to tell me that Guinness has more vitamins in it than orange juice and that they used to give it to pregnant women because they thought it was good for them. And I told her that you could survive on Guiness alone for like a week. And we concurred that we should both drink Guinness.

Does this sort of thing happen to anyone else? Love ya, Mom, can’t wait to see you!