Author: Virginia

… So I had my first official confirmation that professional-type folks actually read my blog. So, dear Potential Employers, please just let me say a few words on the subject: 1). While I am indeed extremely disgruntled in my current position, that is in no way an indicator of my workplace morale in general. It’s… Continue reading An open letter to potential employers…

To My Dear Imaginary Readers: I apologize. I have been neglectful, I know. I’ve just been so busy what with Off Culler, with job-searching, and with life in general – ya know, going to awesome concerts like Jamie Cullum and Ben Folds, going on a coupla dates, trying to train for this triathalon (too many… Continue reading I know, I’m blog-delinquent

This is my favorite month. Not only is it the month of my birthday, but it’s the Equinox, a time for new beginnings… bulbs finally start coming out of the ground, the weather warms up to the point where we can ditch the nylons and have a reason to paint our toenails again… I freakin’… Continue reading Aaaah, the first of March…

I made Best-Of again on Craigslist, for the third time in a row, yippee! Well, technically, that may not be exactly correct, because I did write one post a couple weeks ago that I was hoping would make it (all about how now that I live in a nice yuppie neighborhood people should take down… Continue reading Third time’s (also) a charm.

Our house is turning into a slum! Supportive evidence: 1) Last night I was all excited to try out the new bathtub drain-stopper I had purchased so I could finally take my first ever bath in our house since we moved here in September. But the goddamn drain-stopper-thingy didn’t fit, because our bathtub was built… Continue reading ghetto-fabulous

Ah, finally – now that I have my blog back, I can bring up this extremely important issue that has been festering. There are scrunchies multiplying in my car like rabbits. Inanimate, unfashionable, decorative rabbits. First it was just one scrunchie – this godawful turquoise velour thing. Then its brother (or sister), an olive green… Continue reading Will someone please claim the scrunchies?

Okay, so there are some glitches, and some weird question marks got inserted in crazy places because my 100% Awesome Computer Dude just sort of guessed as to what text style it was using, but in a nutshell the BLOG IS BACK BABY!!! So, do I have any imaginary readers left at all? Anybody?

So ever since the term “blog” was first coined, back in 67 A.D. by the Internet Emperor Nero, there has been an amazing coolness associated with new cyberterms.?? Well I finally came up with one myself! Are you ready??? Drumroll please: “Blogin” I don’t mean bloggin’, mind you, as that would be short for blogging,… Continue reading word of the day

Okay, so I really dislike Valentine’s day.?? Not just in a whiny-single-girl-anthem way, but like even when I’ve been attached on the Big V I’ve had extraordinarily bad things happen.???? Like a torn knee ligament that required surgery, huge fights resulting in breakups, broken alternators requiring me and three really unpleasant guys (only one of… Continue reading Valentine’s Day – CANCELLED!