Category: misc.

So I no longer have to work at the law firm.  Ever.  And my niece is the cutest thing since the word cute entered our lexicon.  She tells me stories in Spanish.  And my stepbrother is ridiculous and funny and rad and a lightweight.  And my parents are ridiculous and hilarious and grand.  And family… Continue reading Tales from Final Friday

I am actually wearing a prototype of my Halloween costume for this year.  And only like three people know this.  Tee hee. In other news:  I. NEED. OUT. OF. HERE. But at least I get to leave work early to get my trick hip fixed.  After that I’m getting new dentures and updating my will,… Continue reading Only 4 months early

Seriously, the countdown cannot tick down fast enough.  *Tragedy* struck as I was fifteen minutes late back from lunch today.  Seriously, you probably didn’t notice, but I have been all but assured by my soon to be ex-employer that the world literally stopped turning during those fifteen minutes.  I am SO important it makes me… Continue reading “WHAT is the meaning of this!?”

So I think I may have figured out what it is that’s been bugging my hip so I walk like an old granny and can’t run or bike or, as of last night, even sleep comfortably… I think it’s my clutch.  Yep, my clutch is stiff, and once I tweaked my hip at all, shifting… Continue reading Racing season

Yeah, yeah, yeah – 666, number of the beast, Day of the Devil, oh yikes, let’s all rewrite our wills and repent. Today is not Doomsday, people. The world as we currently understand and know it doesn’t end until the culmination of the 13th baktun according to the Popul Vuh, which doesn’t occur until December… Continue reading Everyone just simmah down now

That’s what’s going as the slogan on my next business card.  Possibly sub “Extraordinaire” for “since 1981”; haven’t decided on that part yet. Alas. So, how’s my last week going, you all ask?  Slowly.  And yes, I realize that it is Monday, as I write this.  But the good part is, I’ve managed to capitalize… Continue reading “Thief, Hack and Egomaniac Extraordinaire”

Okay, so most of y’all imaginary readers know that I moved into a big ole house in September with a coupla roommates and a dog. And if you didn’t, well, now you know. So, upon making this decision, we all knew there would be some old funky quirks to a house built in the ’30s… Continue reading The joys of a “Classic Home”

So I had it pointed out to me today that I am the opposite of a normal socialite: i.e. I tend to overbook myself during the week and generally have something going on every weeknight, and my weeknights book up like a month in advance.  But as for weekends, I pretty much never schedule things… Continue reading Back-Asswards

…*DING*! Safety in numbers: 4 spats with 3 coworkers, 2 of which were superiors, 1 of whom my direct superior, in less than 2 weeks, about 3 different topics, 1 fight of which was regarding a matter more than 4 months old. Tick, tock… I have until the ninth and then I am free…. that’s… Continue reading Let the countdown begin…

So lately there’s been a rash of worse-than-usual numbers of blog spam comments. But it hit a new level of ridiculous with the last one, “Phentermine online online casino viagra” – I mean seriously, pick one! Easy diet, free money, or big penis? You can’t offer ALL THREE in one spam comment, you have to… Continue reading Pick your poison, please