Category: misc.

…because I saw some *weird* things this morning on my way to the bus. 1) I saw a sparrow try and hover like a hummingbird (quite unsuccessfully), then fly straight into the wall it was hovering in front of, smack into it and fall to the ground, and flop around a bit before standing back… Continue reading I think we’re going to have an earthquake…

So hats off to the drugged-out pothead frickin’ idiot dude that for some reason actually gets paid a salary at my office. Why ‘hats off’, you ask? Well, hats off, high fives, and tequila shots all around, because the kid not only gets stoned ON THE JOB all the freakin’ time, in addition to doing… Continue reading SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!…. yeah.

So, in a nutshell, I was recently approached for a date by someone who seemed pretty darn cool but turned out to be 40. I recently and semi-arbitrarily decided that my upper limit for dating is one decade older than I am; i.e. currently, no older than 35 since I’m currently 25. So I told… Continue reading Dating math

Yep, I am actually attending “Open Auditions” for a TV-related job. I made my roommate take a head shot of me. This involved me whining and smiling awkwardly and alternately tilting my head and body in weird directions for about a half hour. Holy hell, I have a HEAD SHOT. And I haven’t auditioned for… Continue reading Open Mind… Open Auditions

Check out this article on MSN – apparently, I am an “Opinionated Person”, heh heh, because I could totally see myself doing all of these things, happily. Except maybe the last one. I suppose I’m not really that surprised, haha. More curious about how to actually implement said career suggestions.

So I realize spring is no time to be buying black leather boots, but you know what? Care I do not. I got the most wonderful, adorable, comfortable, MAGICAL boots this weekend – they’re super-cute, flat so they don’t make me even more Amazonian, and they have red stitching and a little ruffle at the… Continue reading Magical Boots!

The other day (Friday, to be specific), I purchased a bottle of organic peach flavored kefir* from the Metro Market. Friday was April 21st. On Tuesday, I opened the bottle, tasted it, noticed it tasted funny, read the expiration date, and saw that it was April 10th. Yech. So last night, I let the Metro… Continue reading Rivers of Acidophilus

(Pun intended! Read on…) So you know how they have “Bring Your Child To Work Day” coming up soon here? Well, I think we should make a minor adjustment (har, har) and also stretch it to incorporate “Bring Someone Else’s Child To Work Day” instead. Namely, I’d like to abduct this child. And hell, I’d… Continue reading A Minor Adjustment

Seriously, I need a shotgun (and, uh, someone to show me how to use it). There are a bunch of little birdies that like to start a’chirpin RIIIIGHT outside my bedroom window a couple of feet from my head every morning once the sun starts thinkin’ about rising, and that, in truth, I could handle.… Continue reading Die little birdie

Like Punk’d, only worse, in my case. Let the record state that I was not prepared.