So I just had an epiphany: our firm got a new partner a little while ago, and he and I were just shooting the breeze because I had booked up a reservation under my boss’ Columbia Tower Club reservation and I was giving him the details. And he whips out this pen to jot down… Continue reading My soul-mates (of sorts)

Okay folks, I know I’ve been a deficient blogger as of late.?? But between searching for jobs, researching/writing articles, and whining on Craigslist, I’ve been kinda busy.?? But hey, ya know, that’s life – I wouldn’t want to disappoint the sad CL readers by becoming a blog-only kinda girl, and some of my whinings are… Continue reading News on the Ginnie front

Vonnegut was wrong; it’s not Wheaties, but rather, Ben and Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.?? Just FYI.

YESSSS! I found it!?? That not-so-elusive holy grail, that potential scam that I’m a sucker for, that ultimate cheapskate’s wet dream – the FREE CAR PROMO! www.sponsoredcar.com – sure, it may be a hoax, but if anyone would follow through on such a potentially sketchy yet lucrative idea, it’s me! Just you wait, I’m totally… Continue reading New car baby!

Oh my God, it sucks that I haven’t been able to blog until now, because I have to share the most amazing experience I had on the bus this morning. The guy who sat down next to me smelled like HEAVEN. This subtle woody aroma of sandalwood, and maybe some Old Spice mixed in… seriously,… Continue reading Nasal bliss

The DILF is no longer hot! I just ran into him earlier today and had a lengthier than the usual “Do you know if this week is recyclables or yard waste” interaction, and as I looked at him while we were talking, I must say… the attraction just vanished.?? Not that he’s bad-looking, but… it’s… Continue reading R.I.P.D.I.L.F.

I just have to share some excerpts from MyMomLandia: 1) An email I just received: your blog is great I read back to November I won’t do it again! love Mom I guess that’s in reference to when I told her she could read my blog “if she could find it herself“.?? Good job, Mom!… Continue reading my crazy mom

Thanks to everyone who showed up and made Round One of Margaritaville a success.?? I had a great night, it was great to see you all, and I got some great quotes and ideas for the article.?? Remember, round two is next Friday so don’t forget to drop me a line if you’re coming. On… Continue reading Margaritas and pigmentation

Okay, so lately I haven’t been much of a reader of The Onion, just out of sheer lack of time if nothing else (plus it’s gotten less and less funny) but their article on drugs in this week’s edition just hit it right on the nose for me, for some reason. It reminds me of… Continue reading The War on Drugs!

Second follow-up repost – know what? It’s over. The old title’s coming back. I know I said midnight, but I lied. Hari, shoot me an email, you win! (The rest of you: for shame, you are an unimaginative bunch, haha) **ORIGINAL POST** So I implore you, Imaginary Readers: help me come up with a new… Continue reading The Best Contest of 2006 is …. over