???was reorganizing our office supplies drawer.?? And re-stocking our “freakout” office-supply drawer in the copy room. PEOPLE!?? I ORGANIZED AND SORTED BINDER CLIPS ACCORDING TO SIZE.?? Someone please either shoot me now, or hire me to do ANYTHING BUT THIS. I guess I’m going to go research wireless internet pricing and surf the web for… Continue reading the most important work I???ve done today

PROS: – I get to go kayak caroling tonight (houseboats, singing, kayaking, hot buttered rum, mulled wine, cookies, Santa hats!) – It’s the last day of the work week (and I’m wearing a Santa hat at work like the huge dork that I am) – They’re finally taking out our stinky trash today. – Candy… Continue reading TGIF: pros and cons

Yesterday my bus was like 40 minutes late, and then it started making some weird noises about a mile from my house, and then a weird buzzing sound bell came on, and then we smelled burning, and then the driver called Metro and said it was buzzing and that she smelled burning, and then she… Continue reading ???And then it caught on fire.

Ha, ha, ha. So this is an addendum to my prior post “One Last Puff” (see below) – because, see, Christian blogged about me first [1], so I guess it’s my duty to blog back. And for the record, I didn’t blog about it originally because I still usually feel guilty about writing about people… Continue reading Of pancakes, Freud, and Reality TV

Not to brag/speculate/tempt fate with an act of overwhelmingly defiant ate, but I think I’d make a great EMT. Or any kind of crisis worker. I handle my shit pretty well in intensely stressful situations. I don’t tend to freak out – I sort of resort to a very collected and calculating side of myself,… Continue reading must perform well under stress

So I made the oblivious move of being in a smoking-OK bar last night, otherwise known as One Last Puff Night, in which all smokers (including many not-usually-smokers, I suspect) celebrated and smoked in the establishment as one last testament to their lost freedom. Needless to say, while I had a nice time in said… Continue reading one last puff

Hey does anyone know how one would go about registering one’s own domain name? And then creating one’s own blog in the image of one’s existing blog template, buggy as it might be? And then fixing all those bugs successfully? Okay, let’s start small – how would I do the domain name thing? And more… Continue reading me, myself and i dot com

There was just an interoffice email hoopla about whether we can call our Xmas bonuses “Xmas bonuses” or if they have to be “holiday bonuses”. Aside from the obvious WTFCJGMMM (who the f*ck cares just give me my money) response, it lends a different question – does “Xmas” sound dirty to anyone else? Like perhaps… Continue reading Does ???Xmas??? sound dirty to anyone else?

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