Yeah, yeah, yeah – 666, number of the beast, Day of the Devil, oh yikes, let’s all rewrite our wills and repent.
Today is not Doomsday, people. The world as we currently understand and know it doesn’t end until the culmination of the 13th baktun according to the Popul Vuh, which doesn’t occur until December 21, 2012 or thereabouts. So everyone just hold your cocked-up archaic misinterpreted misunderstood mythological sensationalist freakout doomsday theories for another six and a half years, aight? You have plenty of time to set your affairs in order.
Happy Non-Doomsday Tuesday, everyone!