Oh the tragedy – I just googled my first and last name together to make sure my resume came up as a hit, and alas, it does not – but know what comes up as the first hit??? Some lady named “Virginia _____[insert my last name] Green” died on Monday, November 14th in Lynchburg, VA.?? At least she died in her namesake state.?? I mean, I know it’s wrong to get mad at a woman who died at the age of 80 and all, but she stole my hit!?? Yes, Virginia, we did have the same name.?? What if I someday marry a man whose last name is Green? AND WHAT IF I DO IT ON NOVEMBER 14TH??? Okay I’m done.?? RIP, VCG.?? xoxoxoxo the other you