Isn’t irony fun?

Cruel.  Just cruel.One of life’s cruel ironies: I seem to have gone down a notch in my favorite belt lately. But I can’t tell if it’s because I lost weight, or because my leather belt got stretched out.

Don’t mess with my head like that, Belt! It’s just not right. Belts should come pre-stretched the way clothing comes pre-washed.

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