So I no longer have to work at the law firm. Ever. And my niece is the cutest thing since the word cute entered our lexicon. She tells me stories in Spanish. And my stepbrother is ridiculous and funny and rad and a lightweight. And my parents are ridiculous and hilarious and grand. And family is good. And I have two parties tonight, three tomorrow, and a million wonderful things in between. And on my way to dinner, I passed this little teenybopper with a cardboard sign that said “NINJAS KILLED MY FAMILY… NEED MONEY FOR KUNG FU LESSONS” and I simply had to give her a dollar and all her little teenyposse members cheered.
And I freakin’ knew it… the DILF has a hot brother ; )
Life is good.