I’m all for voting, and I’m kind of against cruelty to animals (gasp!). So you can imagine my few seconds of blinking confused upset when I sleepily read the following line in an email from Grant (keep in mind when I’m not fully awake, I tend to take things a bit too literally):
“Talk to you tomorrow. And you’d better vote, or I’m shaving the right side of the cat in protest.”
Shudder. Poor kitty. I know he was kidding, but it took a full 3 seconds of horror to get there. Ah, I should never read email half-asleep. Anyway, everybody please vote, the cat’s really cute and doesn’t deserve to be shorn. Plus you should vote anyway. Down with half-naked animals. Down with political apathy. Down with annoying campaign ads. Everybody vote, yay.