Category: misc.

I made Best-Of again on Craigslist, for the third time in a row, yippee! Well, technically, that may not be exactly correct, because I did write one post a couple weeks ago that I was hoping would make it (all about how now that I live in a nice yuppie neighborhood people should take down… Continue reading Third time’s (also) a charm.

Our house is turning into a slum! Supportive evidence: 1) Last night I was all excited to try out the new bathtub drain-stopper I had purchased so I could finally take my first ever bath in our house since we moved here in September. But the goddamn drain-stopper-thingy didn’t fit, because our bathtub was built… Continue reading ghetto-fabulous

Ah, finally – now that I have my blog back, I can bring up this extremely important issue that has been festering. There are scrunchies multiplying in my car like rabbits. Inanimate, unfashionable, decorative rabbits. First it was just one scrunchie – this godawful turquoise velour thing. Then its brother (or sister), an olive green… Continue reading Will someone please claim the scrunchies?

Okay, so there are some glitches, and some weird question marks got inserted in crazy places because my 100% Awesome Computer Dude just sort of guessed as to what text style it was using, but in a nutshell the BLOG IS BACK BABY!!! So, do I have any imaginary readers left at all? Anybody?

So ever since the term “blog” was first coined, back in 67 A.D. by the Internet Emperor Nero, there has been an amazing coolness associated with new cyberterms.?? Well I finally came up with one myself! Are you ready??? Drumroll please: “Blogin” I don’t mean bloggin’, mind you, as that would be short for blogging,… Continue reading word of the day

Okay, so I really dislike Valentine’s day.?? Not just in a whiny-single-girl-anthem way, but like even when I’ve been attached on the Big V I’ve had extraordinarily bad things happen.???? Like a torn knee ligament that required surgery, huge fights resulting in breakups, broken alternators requiring me and three really unpleasant guys (only one of… Continue reading Valentine’s Day – CANCELLED!

“Savage Lizzie”. That is what my mother called me when she found out about this whole advice column thing. Crazy, crazy woman. And darn creative! In other news, I got YET ANOTHER awesome FREE POST-IT-FLAG-CONTAINING PEN from my awesome as all hell roommate (thank you SO much J). It makes me so happy. And she’s… Continue reading Savage Lizzie gets free writing instruments!

So I was just chatting with my coworker, who has an adorable 3-ish-year-old daughter, and we were laughing about funny things her kid says and does. And I went off about how my funny cute 3-ish niece always talks to me in Spanish now, and refers back to specific conversations we’ve had or games we’ve… Continue reading Kids these days…

So I was just down at the MOST ADORABLE card and gift store near Pioneer Square, called “Green Garden”, and it was absolutely adorable.?? So adorable that, in fact, when I was just there to buy one simple card, I wound up buying two plus two gifts for upcoming birthday as their stuff was so… Continue reading It’s a small, small world (Christie Decker please call me!)

Check out the first installment of my advice column at Seattle Pulse, called “Off Culler“.?? I still need more submissions to keep this baby going, so please feel free to enter them as blog comments, email them to me at ginnielizz@hotmail.com, or enter them at Seattle Pulse. And thanks a bajillion to those of you… Continue reading “Off Culler” is up and running!