To be fair, I should disclose that a) it’s hard to find sidewalk chalk these days; and b) my awesome friend Charli deserves props for staying with me on my cell phone the whole time I wrote this message, even though I was breaking up, so that I could have plausible deniability in case anyone confronted me about my mild act of fleeting vandalism. Thanks, babe!
To be fair, I should disclose that a) it’s hard to find sidewalk chalk these days; and b) my awesome friend Charli deserves props for staying with me on my cell phone the whole time I wrote this message, even though I was breaking up, so that I could have plausible deniability in case anyone confronted me about my mild act of fleeting vandalism. Thanks, babe!