Here is a short list of words and phrases I strongly dislike. If everyone could please completely cease using them immediately, I’d really appreciate it. I realize this is not going to happen, but hey, a girl can dream.
–deus ex machina
-NOW you’re talking!
-shit a brick sideways
However, to make up for all those things I really don’t like, here’s one BIG one that I LOVE:
When comedians, like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert in particular, can’t keep a straight face during a joke. They try, but that smirk just cracks the sides of their mouth and they shake softly, trying to contain the hilarity…
Yeah, that makes up for all of it.