So holy shit, I just had the most excruciating yet funny yet back to excruciating elevator ride back up to my floor after lunch. I get on downstairs and this new, incredibly dorky security guard for my building (the Bank of America Tower, aka Axis of Evil) gets in, along with these two ridiculously hooched-out… Continue reading OMG, we???re going to the O-deck!!!

Yes, you read it here first: Billy is The Best. The context: so I got up pretty early and showered and all that and was thinking to myself, aaaah, since I have a nice Amy’s Organic burrito for lunch, I don’t have to spend precious morning time making lunch, so I can enjoy a nice… Continue reading Today???s blog is dedicated to Billy, who is the best

So one of the attorneys in my office just sent around a forward in which he converted a bunch of blonde jokes… into Bush jokes.?? Gotta love it.?? Felt the need to share.?? I hadn’t even heard a bunch of these before! Woo, I love a good blonde joke, despite being of the fair-haired persuasion… Continue reading Real quick here??? some jokes

So I just lost a duel of sorts, in my office.?? Long story short, my roommates and I used to all work at the same law firm, but one left this summer to start law school and so we no longer work together.?? Well her old boss who loved her and misses her mentioned to… Continue reading Oops I just lost a duel I think

First of all, for you newbies, see my best-of post[1] for the original saga.?? OH MY GOD so I had to access the best-of page in order to find that link and YESSS Craig finally updated!?? Man, now I might have to go read all those before I even post???. No, wait, no, I have… Continue reading Update to the Saga of the Nekkid Neighbor

Okay, so it???s been decided. Despite my aversion to the word ???blog??? [1] and the fact that I???ve always regarded ???bloggers??? as narcissistic boring people droning to an imaginary e-audience because they???re just not that captivating to actual live audiences, I am in fact starting my own blog. Whatever could have lead you to that… Continue reading I can’t believe I actually found a blog site that is called ‘BlogTastic’ – that’s what I was going to name my first entry. So now I don’t have a name for it.