So I just heard a strange, music-like noise in the background as I was half-watching the Simpsons, half-reading the mail. It sounded like someone else’s cell phone ringing in another room, but I’m home alone so it couldn’t be. And then I realized – it’s the ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! For a minute I had this giddy childish excitement and I poked my head out to look, and I even considered buying something for a brief second, but I promptly realized it would “spoil my appetite for dinner”.
Yep, I’m a Quarter of a Century Old now, all right.