So Target is a fun place. Grant and I have been particularly delighted by their Hello Kitty Band-Aids, which have been appearing in the travel section for a few months now.
I randomly strolled by the full-on first aid aisle to see if they had bigger boxes with assorted sizes of delightful pink bandages, and I was shocked by the array I found!
I mean, seriously. Let’s go through this, shall we? Clockwise from top left, we have My Little Ponies, Strawberry Shortcake, NASCAR, Batman, Spiderman, ScoobyDoo, CareBears, Barbie, Hello Kitty, Dora the Explorer, Dora’s explorador pal Diego (in case you’re not comfortable enough with your eight-year-old masculinity to rock a female icon on your boo-boo, of course), and two varieties of SpongeBob SquarePants. And in case that’s not enough for ya, the entire top row of Nexcare Tatoo Bandages ranging from Nemo to Hannah Montana.
And next up, we have one of the most delightfully creepy products ever made, also featuring some spectacular name branding. And I’m leaving ‘er full size, just so you can enjoy the true glory that is a trip to Target’s Health section. Enjoy, Imaginary Readers. You’ve earned it.
(I agree, the name’s a bit too subtle. Can’t win ’em all.)